Alan Moore’s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is one of the most uniquely
conceived superhero teams ever. Why? Because it’s a team consisting of characters
from classic Victorian literature, and that is a brilliant and original concept. Then, in their adventures, they would also
encounter scenarios, elements, and antagonists derived from literature. Pure genius.
That’s why – as a thought
experiment – hypothetically constructing out a modern reincarnation of the League
of Extraordinary Gentlemen (LXG) concept is a lot of fun. It has been done and discussed in a lot of
forums in the Internet. Now, I want to
share my own ideas. I will be discussing
here my dream line-up for a modern LXG
team, the recurring characters they would encounter, and the villains of the
story.
But, first, I used these
guidelines:
- It shall be made up of characters from modern novels. Sure, these guys have been portrayed in comics, movies and/or TV shows already, but their original debuts and depiction were in books. Thus, characters that have been originally from comics, movies, and TV – even if they were later on depicted in books – were disqualified for consideration. This is for the purpose of conforming to the original model of LXG – a team made up of characters from literature.
- For the purpose of conceptualizing this modern LXG, the definition of “modern” here is from 90’s to the present. Thus, the characters and literary elements considered are those that are relevant during that given period or have appeared in books printed during that period.
- The characters should have existed – in their respective narratives – sometime during the modern period. Thus, those characters from novels that were set in the past or future are disqualified. Just as the original LXG characters could “realistically” encounter each other due to existing in the same time period (Victorian Era), so will the characters of this modern LXG. (Pity, Katniss Everdeen would have been a fine addition to this team. Of course, if using “time travel” is allowed…)
- The original LXG team has been mostly British, since literature of that era was dominated by the British. At the present, like all aspects of pop culture, America dominates modern literature. However, to be as close to the original “feel” of the team as possible, a significant amount of priority was given on characters from British literature to be in my line-up. Still, a lot of members are Americans (or have American origins).
- The roster of my modern LXG is small-sized, just like the original. The original had five. The movie had seven. I will up the notch a bit. My fantasy team will have eight (at most) at a time. (What do I mean by “at a time”? Read on to see what I mean)
- This is, first and foremost, a presentation of which modern literary characters will appear in the story, and NOT at all a full discussion of the story itself. I don’t have a complete and organized plot and narrative in mind. I have ideas on how some things will turn out, but I have no idea on how it would get there. All I have are some vague story details, which I will share in connection to the characters.
THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN
The initial line-up is going to
be composed of Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl
series by Eoin Colfer), Lisbeth Salander (Millennium
trilogy by Stieg Larsson), Odd Thomas (Odd
Thomas series by Dean Koontz), Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling), Ronald Deschain (The Dark Tower series by Stephen King),
Iorek Byrnison (His Dark Materials trilogy
by Philip Pullman), Henry DeTamble (The
Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger) and Edward Cullen (Twilight series by Stephanie
Meyer). Later on, one of the original
members (continue reading to know who it would be) will leave and will be
replaced by Abraham Lincoln (Abraham
Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith).
A 12-year old Artemis Fowl (maybe, even 14 at
most; an older Artemis than that, the boy-leader charm could be lost) is going
to be the leader of this team. As the
mastermind, the success of the team is dependent on his planning and schemes. And I intend for this team to
be almost invincibly successful. Artemis
will be able to put every detail and contingencies into consideration while
formulating his flawless strategies; he will be steps ahead of everyone most of
the time, and would make use of his team members efficiently. Even when it appears that Artemis made a
mistake or had failed, it will be revealed later on that that “mistake” or
“failure” has been part of his general plan all along. Oh, there will be times there will be legit
setbacks and real mistakes, but Artemis will be able to figure out a way to bounce
back with a vengeance and adjust his tactics.
The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Lisbeth Salander, shall be the
tortured and sole female of the group (as what Mina Harker was in the original
LXG). Though Artemis Fowl is already a
very capable hacker, he will assign all the hacking and tech stuff to
Lisbeth. Lisbeth will be the
“intelligence officer” of the team. But
her information gathering is not solely dependent on her hacking. As what was depicted in the books and
movies, she is also very capable in doing physical, investigative legwork. She will be constantly on the go on her
bike. She will be extremely dogged in doing
her work, capable of doing everything to get what she wants – even conducting atrocious deeds like blackmail and ruthless torture.
As what Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
was with the Avengers, so will Odd
Thomas' role be on my fantasy LXG.
He will be the most moral and charming of the group, as well as the
funniest and most talkative (thus, the guy we would all love). He will be constantly blabbing out witty
comments, wisecracks, and random trivia.
His ability to see ghosts and ability to be psychically drawn to people
he wishes to find will come invaluable to the team; he will be doing most of
the detective work – with the help of the clues provided by ghosts – to help
the team connect the dots. As Elvis and
Frank Sinatra became Odd’s ghost companions in America (in the books), his regular
ghost companions (since he’ll be in London when this team is assembled) shall
be Sir Winston Churchill, Queen Victoria, and the deceased Beatles (he would
also encounter other ghosts of famous British and European people). Being a sort of detective, Odd will be
constantly paired with Lisbeth on missions.
Odd’s warm, witty, and chatty personality and Lisbeth’s dark,
anti-social personality will definitely clash when they are together – with Odd
annoying Lisbeth constantly with his constant gabbing, but Odd remaining
good-natured even when Lisbeth lashes at
him or ignore him – and that would make some awesome entertaining moments. There will be no romance between them, but
there will be heavy romantic chemistry.
I consider Hermione Granger and
Luna Lovegood first (because there’s no way Harry Potter is going to be on my
team. He’s okay, but he’s not the most interesting character in his own series) to serve as the magician figure of
this team, but I feel that Neville
Longbottom is going to be a better fit.
And the more I consider it, the more I felt that he’s perfect for a
roster spot. My version of Neville is of
him being an adult already, and is now a badass Auror. Not only is he a powerful wand wielder, but
he has also figured out a way to summon the Sword of Gryffindor at will and is
highly adept in using it.
Roland Deschain (making the connection between Roland
Deschain and Britain is easy, considering the significance of Arthurian legend
to Roland’s background and reality) and Iorek
Byrnison shall be the badass “big guns” of this team. The two of them would be doing the most
damage when the modern LXG finally found themselves in combat. Whenever they enter a room, a huge bodypile
will sure to happen. Here’s how it will go:
In one of his looped journeys (this could be even his last trip) to the Dark
Tower (since, on the way, he travels through different realities because of
informal interlaps between them) Roland, the last gunslinger, will find himself
lost in the reality that the bear king, Iorek Byrnison, is in. After getting acquainted with each other (maybe
even after a minor skirmish between them), they would be drawn towards a
dimensional door that would send them both to modern London. And since the two of them are both not of
this world and being both hardened warriors – and Iorek seeing the obvious similarity between his late comrade-at-arms, Lee Scorseby, with Roland – the
two of them will easily bond with each other better than with the rest of the
team.
Henry DeTamble, who has the ability to time travel but has
no control of it, won’t be a regular help to the team. But I still find his inclusion in my fantasy
LXG fascinating. There’s a potential for
narrative brilliance when his unique ability is properly explored and
exploited. The least contribution he can
do for the overall flow of the story is providing some funny moments, with his sudden
time travelling and appearing out of nowhere naked (since whenever he time
travels, the clothes that he is wearing can’t come with him). And, at most, when the story focuses on him,
he can provide for some interesting, unique and dynamic narrative. Also, Artemis Fowl will surely find a way to
efficiently make use of him. I don’t
know yet how it will be so, but I believe he will be the most important part in
the success of this modern LXG – both in the sense of the team’s adventures and
the actual product.
The inclusion of Edward Cullen in this line-up has
surely come as a surprise for you. Now,
don’t get me wrong. I despise Twilight. It’s horrible. But there’s no denying the fact that it is a
huge literary and cultural impact. Heck, it’s one of the top 10 most
bestselling books in history. So it
makes sense to include a character from it.
Besides, despite how lame and terribly emo the portrayal of Edward is,
he’s still a vampire. Thus, he can rip
lungs out and break necks with ease. He
has superhuman strength, speed, and senses.
On top of that, he is a telepath.
If Edward Cullen is written properly, he can be a legit interesting and
badass vampire character. He can crush
trucks, move faster than a human eye can follow, and can read minds. Surely, he is a bonafide asset on my modern
LXG team.
It was revealed at the end of the
book (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)
that the President Abraham Lincoln
did not actually perish after being assassinated. He has gained immortality by being
transformed into a vampire. And since
his transformation, he has continued slaying evil vampires up into modern
times. A vampire plot, originating in
London, to enslave humanity will bring Lincoln to Britain. Lincoln will then be joining the team after the
departure of one of the original members. And, yes, Honest Abe is going to be with his
trademark customized shotgun-axe.
RECURRING CHARACTERS
I first consider Hannibal Lecter (from Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal,
and Hannibal Rising by Thomas Harris)
to become part of the team, and then as a main villain. But both didn’t feel right. And then I thought of making him a “third
party” – neither part of the LXG nor a villain – recurring character. And that’s the best option. Sure, Hannibal’s terrifying cannibalism will
remain a part of him in this story, but, just like in the books, he will only
murder and eat those that have caused offense on him – and almost all of those that
fit that description (as what have been described in the books) are unlikable
d-bags that deserve to die anyway. He
will have a villainous nature, but only bad guys will suffer his villainy. The LXG will initially go up against Lecter,
but he will prove to be an intellectual superior to Artemis Fowl. However, Lecter won’t be a real villain to the
team, but rather will “point out” to them a deeper and bigger evil that they
need to address. Eventually, the LXG and
Lecter will have an informal truce. And
though he would remain a target for the LXG, he will be an invaluable indirect
ally and benefactor to the LXG, occasionally.
I also figure that Robert Langdon (from Angels & Demons, The Da Vinci Code, The Lost Symbol, and Inferno
by Dan Brown) will be an ally to the LXG.
He will provide some important information to the team from time to
time. In the story, during the recruitment
phase of the team, Langdon will be considered for it, but will eventually get a
pass.
The badass CIA spook John Clark (from Tom Clancy’s
“Ryanverse” books) shall be responsible for the creation of this modern
LXG. He will be the “Nick Fury” to this
modern LXG’s Avengers. As the leader of
Rainbow Six – a group of elite soldiers from different nations – which is
stationed in the UK, John Clark will find himself given the responsibility (maybe
by Sir Basil, UK’s head spook in the “Ryanverse”) to create a superhero task
force that would deal with rising cases of supernatural matters. He will be the one – with the help of Artemis
Fowl – doing the recruitment of the team.
He will also be briefly training them.
In exceptional instances, he will even come along with the team in some
of their adventures. Clark is the LXG’s
government connection, and Artemis Fowl reports to him.
I really, really want Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games trilogy by ) to be part
of this for she is probably the strongest female character conceived in recent
literature. Maybe Henry DeTamble can
meet her during his time travelling trips.
And heavy implications of Katniss becoming a member of the LXG someday
(through time travel maybe) will be constantly given in every time she appears
in the story
THE MAIN VILLAINS
After the LXG obtained and
enjoyed their early, initial success – like stopping an evil corporation or
society from mass producing Monster Blood (from Goosebumps by R.L. Stine) or releasing a “Captain Trips” (from The Stand by Stephen King) bio-weapon to
the world or causing a zombie apocalypse (with heavy allusions to World War Z used); and having an
adventure in Isla Nublar (the land of dinosaurs in Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton) – they would be facing their
first real juggernaut threat: Pennywise
(from It by Stephen King) and Bellatrix Lestrange (from Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling),
resurrected (don’t ask me how) and teaming up for some massacre (not just
murder, but massacre) sprees, mayhem, and terror. Harry Potter and Percy Jackson will team up
to initially face of the two villains, but would be brutally annihilated. The LXG, of course, will be the ones saving
the day, but with extreme effort.
Then, as typical of the LXG, one
of the original members will betray the team in the start of the second volume
of the story, and will be the central villain.
That traitor will turn out to be an insane Edward Cullen (after Bella had an affair with Jacob Black,
and left him), who has been only helping out with the LXG in saving the world
so that he can conquer it himself. All
along, he has been the secret mastermind behind the vampire plot of conquering
the world, and enslaving humans like cattle.
He has planned to do it one nation at a time, and decided to start with
the UK. It will enforce the fact, that as a general rule, vampires are corrupted, evil, and frightening, and NOT at all cute. The mad vampire, Edward Cullen, will gather his vampire army,
which he has been amassing through the years, in London. His important subordinates will consist of
different vampire characters from recent vampire novels – like Lestat Lioncourt
and other vampires from Anne Rice’s vampire novels, vampires from The Southern Vampire mysteries by
Charlaine Harris (to be honest, I have no idea of the mythos of this
series. I only know of it as the series
in which the TV series True Blood is
based from. And I haven’t seen one episode of it), etc. Moreover, it will be
revealed that Cullen has been able to make himself the master of the terrifying
soul-sucking Dementors (from Harry Potter), who will answer to his
every command. After his betrayal of and
departure from the team, that’s when Abraham Lincoln will come in and take his
place. Then, in the epic final battle between the LXG and their allies versus Edward
Cullen’s evil army, Edward Cullen will perish after being simultaneously struck down by
Abraham Lincoln and Neville Longbottom (Abe severs Cullen’s head with his axe,
while at the same time, Neville severs Cullen’s trunk with the Sword of
Gryffindor).
LMAO! That’s one heck of a crazy and wild take on a
modern League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Nonetheless, if ever, by some absurd miracle, what I ranted above becomes
a reality, I will definitely be the first in line to buy the collected volume
of this comicbook series (or the first to download each issue).
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