From all of what I saw from 2018
cinema, here are the top ten moments that had been most memorable to me.
Honorable Mentions: the Brachiosaurus’
death scene (Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom), Cash raps in his boss Steve’s party (Sorry to Bother You), Disney Princesses save Ralph (Ralph Breaks the Internet), Teen Titans
time travel to prevent and then un-prevent the origins of superheroes (Teen Titans Go! To the Movies)
10.) Giant Oprah
Let’s start with an unforgettable
moment for the wrong reasons. A Wrinkle in Time was probably the worst
movie I saw in 2018. And there’s one thing
from it that I will never forget (or two, if we count the most insufferable
child actor/character in movie history): the hilariously terrifying image of gargantuan Oprah – a most unsettling titan this side of, well, Attack on Titan.
9.) Chucky Goes Amok
Who would have thought, that in a
movie packed with pop culture icons (i.e. Ready Player One), this murderous doll would have the most memorable few seconds’
worth of screen time?
8.) Buster Sruggs Kills Surly Joe
In the opening and
eponymous segment of The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, the titular character enters a saloon wherein the policy is for
customers to leave their guns at the door.
Buster complies. Once inside, he quickly
gets into a fight with Surly Joe, who happens to be disobedient of or exempted
from the “no guns” policy. No problem. Buster simply pulls off the coolest kill in
2018 cinema.
7.) X-Force’s Surprising Demise
The trailers for Deadpool 2 had footage of Deadpool’s
recruits, i.e. the X-Force, fighting enemy goons. However, this turned out being a red herring
for the most ambitious, most elaborate movie joke of 2018. None of those footage ended up in the movie. Rather, on the day of their mission, strong
winds lead them – with the exception of Deadpool and Domino – horribly parachuting
to their deaths. And it was a total
riot. Moreover, the invisible Vanisher
was apparently a Brad Pitt cameo.
6.) Tom Cruise Shows Off His
Immortality in an Epic Helicopter Chase Sequence
The Burj Khalifa scene in Ghost Protocol is still my most favorite
stunt in the Mission: Impossible franchise. Nevertheless, the helicopter chase set piece
in Fallout – a film that already showcased
several epic sequences prior to that point, but clearly saved the best for last
– is for the ages. Also, Tom Cruise
deserves an Academy Award for Best Actor Ever.
5.) The Last Shot of A Quiet Place
The film has a masterful, emphatic,
tone-setting opening sequence, and papa Lee Abbott’s ultimate sacrifice later
in the third act is a powerful scene.
Still, the last shot of mama Evelyn Abbott cocking her shotgun, now
ready and capable of killing the murderous sound-sensitive aliens that her
family has suffered from for too long, takes the cake. It’s such a cathartic and badass moment. And ending
the film there was just perfect.
The Night Comes for Us is The
Raid’s spiritual successor. Thus, it’s
not a surprise why its climactic battle – a brutal, no-holds-barred mano a mano between
friends-turned-enemies Ito and Arian – is easily the best movie fight scene of
2018 (the second to fifth best are likely from this movie as well).
3.) Thor Joins the Battle of
Wakanda
Accompanied by Rocket, Groot, and
the swelling Avengers theme, Thor arrives
just in time as the good guys were starting to get overrun, and immediately kicks
the enemies’ butts. At that point, there
was no denying that Thor was the MVP of Avengers: Infinity War.
2.) The Revelation of How Han
Solo Got His Last Name
Apparently, Solo was not Han’s
surname at birth. He didn’t have
one. When he signed up to be a foot
soldier for the Empire, the recruiting officer assigned to him the surname “Solo.” Why?
Because he’s alone. He’s solo.
Get it?! (*Rolls eyes*) I was legitimately shocked that something
this atrociously stupid passed several authority figures – director, producers,
studio executives, etc. – during the movie’s production and somehow got approved to be put on screen.
1.) The Screaming Bear Scene in Annihilation
The stuff of nightmares.
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